Worth the Wait

If you read my latest rant, this is what all that profanity (you missed a LOT) was all about:

My very own Wendy B exclusive, Mudflap Jill!!! The detail on this piece is jaw dropping. Notice her little thumbs, pointed toes, plump derriere and *ahem* ruby capped jugs.

Dudes, she even has a face and separate legs. I am in awe. I’ve been told that Wendy is making more in gold for some other lucky ladies, too. RAWR.

Wendy’s jewelry (if you’re living under a rock and had no idea whatsoever) is incredible. I had the pleasure of seeing it up close and personally over a pomegranite margarita when I visited New York and met the legend herself. I stand by my claim that she is twice as gorgeous and fabulous in person and that every piece she designs is worth the money she charges. Trust me. This isn’t a Ralph’s candy machine necklace. Not at all.

<3 you Wendy!!! I still hate the post office with the burning heat of a thousand suns, but I’ll love that woman forever. You should too. Go here. Or here.

UPDATE: I neglected to mention that Mudflap Jill isn’t available on her site.  If you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want one, hit up her blog and shoot her an email.  Tell her I sent ya! The necklace is now available on the site!

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